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“Obviously, it isn’t,” I answered. “No. It is.” He said. “What? Get out of here!” “It is played on Christmas, so it is a Christmas movie.

You know, I remember when I saw a billboard of me with a Coke back when they first started doing that.

“Gobble.” The Smallest looked over at its friend sitting by itself. “Gobble gobble gobble.” The Smallest said to the Elder.

The reason the family accepted Gina’s offering because her mother had passed away the past year

I had the unfortunate seating arrangement of being placed next to my older cousin, Gary, who I neither see much of nor talk to.

People are assholes. They were before the virus. They were during it. They will be after it.

One uncle in the room comments, “They need better protection. The quarterback has no time.”

Your songs stink. They are second rate pop songs that are only played because something needs to be on when you walk around a haunted house.

The murderer claims self-defense. The cheater blames desperation. The liar lacks wick.

What is it? What is the worst part of Halloween? It’s having to share my candy with you.

The news has started to call him the Candy Killer, as the candy seems to be the most notorious part of his behavior.

The other guy stinks. I am great. I can help you. Did you get all of that?

Am I going to die in October? Is he just happy about Halloween? Are a lot of people going to die in October?

What if the police were involved in these abductions? What if this was the home that Kevin and Amanda are in?

But if I stay here, I will lose the best part of me.... My courageous heart will completely break apart,

Before I could even utter a thought, the fire was encapsulating my finger, then my arms, and consumed me.

He is the only writer that could lay claim to being ahead of his time. He is The Caveman Writer.

Six books combined in three read end to end, My humble thanks for there and back again.

I’ve nicked my heart as much as I’ve nicked walls.

I know the key to knowledge is to know thyself. The key to war is to know your enemy, And the key to freedom is truth.